her: ay yo!
me: ay yo, who is this?
her: kyra nigga!
(so i looked her up on facebook and she’s some high schooler from my hometown)
me: boo, you aware that you are white right?
her: idkk all about that now!
me: nuh huh boo, i know you are. what’s your signature all about?
(because it changed from her name and boyfriend’s name with hearts to “fu** life..!”)
her: yu aint never seen me beforee! hahah. jkk. but uh it’s just about me and my bf or whatever.
me: oooh gurl, what he do?
her: everyone keeps tellin me tht he’s cheatin.
me: oh gurl, you can do better!
her: ikkk
me: mmhm. rethink your situation. let your relationship be like a moving sea between the shores of your soul.
her: soo poetic.
me: you know i’m deep. you two back together now?
her: yeaaa.
me: okay. i hope you making the right decision. now onto another subject, what color should i dye my hair?
her: ummm…. Brown!
me: you think that would look right on me? i was thinking earlier and realized that i should be who i am and say what i feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. you know what i mean?
her: yeah. what color do you think yu should dye it?
me: maybe a nice shade of red.
her: yea.
me: okay girl, thanks for your help. but i’m about to hit the hay. byeeee.
her: byeeee (: ill text yu later on.